PENNY LANE

After my visit to Liverpool’s infamous street I felt the need to re-write the lyrics. The sad truth is Penny Lane is the home of litter, vandalism and no end of dog excrement, although the street signs are always new and shiny (because they are stolen by retarded tourists).

Regardless, we did the stereotypical tourist thing, leaving Liverpool with a final drive down Penny Lane to the Beatles melody of yesteryear.

Liverpool won’t let you forget the Beatles were born there. Every pub, club and bar to this day claims they were the first place the Beatles played.