PIRATES ON THE RIVER OUSE - Pete and Lee play pirates (who attempt to lasso ducks like cowboys) in our 1970s red boat.














RED BOAT

£25 per hour
£20 deposit
NO all male groups

This adventure started with a row over our position in the queue to get a boat. A grandmother and her grandchildren literally pushed in front of us. I decided to say something before Pete did, for their sakes. "Excuse me, I dont mean to be rude but weren't we here first?" to which she replied "No!" Naturally Pete spoke up and she swifty stepped aside.

To make a not too long story shorter, the boat motor broke down as we approached the dock so our 1970s gem was replaced with a boat that must have been at least 5 years younger!